Corrupt a Wish

Isn't that wish already granted?

I wish it was Thursday already so that I could see the awesome document that GiGi is putting together about our project.

Wish granted... it is Thursday, but people didn't post or PM their ideas to GiGi so the report was blaringly vacant. (True Story)

I wish dentists had to fix their own teeth.

Wish granted! They realize why & how much other people dislike what they do and they all quit their practices, leaving everyone with no dental care at all.

I wish everyone would post their most awesome ideas for our project so the GiGi could compile them for Thursday.

Granted. Blackblade hacks everyone's accounts

I wish that the IRCers didn't have such dirty minds.

Granted. All their minds are purged of all impure thoughts. Unfortunately, the filter used for this process fails and all of their other thoughts are purged as well, leaving them with nice clean slates!

I wish my body would never age.

Granted, but your mind eventually dies and your body turns into a soulless doll.

I wish i would die happily

Granted. You finally figured out that happiness is measured by your own perceptions on what you seek.


I wish I could read through closed eyelids.

granted but now your blind and reading brail

i wish these nights rounds would stop taking so long

granted, but you die from boredom as the day rounds take one year to complete.

I wish my torrents would download faster.

Wish granted. They download so fast you are now capable of downloading everything you want almost as fast as you can start the downloads. There is a knock on your door, though. It is the police to arrest you for copyright infringement on thousands of movie and software titles. Have fun in prison!

I wish I was traveling to Europe with my wife and her friend this week.

Wish granted, but your plane crashes right in the middle of the ocean.

I wish everyone would be happy on Halloween.

granted but then noone has fun cus everyones happy and its not scary


i wish i had infinite amount of dp and pings in tnn

Wish granted. Your coffers are full to the max and never get any smaller. TNN crashes, though, and it all goes to waste!

I wish the weather in New England was warm right through the youth football season.

Granted, but New England now snows for the rest of the year.

I wish I can draw.

Granted! You now cannot only draw, but are the fastest draw in the world. Too bad gun-fighting isn't legal.

I wish I had a new video recorder!

lol i didn't mean that kind of draw. I mean the ability to draw pictures.

Granted, but it broke after being delivered.

I know exactly what you meant!! That's how I corrupted the wish! Haven't you ever heard the saying "Be careful what you wish for"? Well, I twisted the meaning of that, too. If you ever read about Djinns (the ones who grant wishes), they are said to do whatever they can to twist the meaning and intent of a wish.

By the way, you didn't make a wish.

I wish nginferno would make a wish.

Granted, but it was corrupted by someone else.

I wish I can have SC2 as a christmas present.

Granted, but your mom misunderstood, so you got homemade pillows in the shapes of an S, a C, and 2 in your stocking.

I wish light speed travel was possible now.

Granted, but doing so results in death to the traveler... back to the drawing board!

I wish everything ran on Java Script so I didn't have to learn any new languages.

Ah...the wish thread...and it's rainboy's wish as well...

Everything runs on javascript...everything meaning everything, not just computer things...I'm sure you can figure out why this is a bad thing

I wish that I had found the werewolf game here sooner. By sooner, I mean in time to vote last round.

CML - wish granted, but you didn't get here in time to change the LHLV. Foxy's attempted lynching goes through anyway.

I wish I had a paper published in a peer-reviewed academic journal.

granted, but it turns out horrible and people laugh at you for the rest of your life MOHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahahahaha

i wish people would join the ww games

Granted but now we have tooooo many players and the game becomes majorly OP with all the crazy roles.

I wish little elves would show up and finish wrapping all the presents for me.

thy show up rap them, BUT THEN STAL ALL OF THM MOHAHAHAHA

i wish i was da best gamer eva